I'm a frakking Wizard

No, I'm not cycling, and not on any drugs, lol: I'm a computer programmer in Business Intelligence (super complex reports)... I spend my days moving my hands and fingers around in very odd, very predictable patterns. I stare at an object for hours at a time, locked in concentration, often forgetting to eat. Most of my peers do not even understand what I do, they just sigh, accept my strange language, and acquiesce to my demands to get what they want. I prefer to stay in the shadows and do my work. Let a true leader call the shots, just let me do my work. Large groups of people change their behavior, for the better, based on the forces that I wield. I have elixirs and talismans that I use to enhance my powers: Caffeine, CellHotSpot, Glasses, NeoRhythm, Cannabis distillate. Some of my constructs are really elegant in how they interact with each other, nobody else knows how sexy they are, but I do. Like a WoW succubus pet: "whoopish, aaahhh!" When I was a kid, well before I discovered computers, I really, really, really wanted to be a Wizard: Mission Accomplished.